Releases 1.170.3 – 1.193.5
Newest first. Three numbers, and which of them moves says what happened to you rather than how much work it was.
The first moves when something that worked stops working: a query that used to answer and now does not, a saved list that will not load, a link you shared that no longer opens what it opened. It has never moved, and that is the whole of what it is for.
The second moves when the page answers something it could not answer before, or answers it better than it did. New grammar is the usual reason. A correction is the other, and a correction is not a break even though the answer changes underneath somebody: "days be christmas" used to say 154 days and now says nothing, because it was reading Belgium out of the word "be", and taking that away left the page more right rather than less useful. An answer that gains a drawing of what it just said counts here too.
The third moves when nothing you type comes back any different.
Numbers get skipped when it takes more than one commit to introduce a release, so only the release from the last commit goes out.
1.193.51 August 2026
A bill said before the splitting
- 120 split 4 waysnothing30.00 each
- $120 split 4 waysnothing30.00 USD each
- The bill may be said before the verb, which is the order it comes in when the bill is the thing being talked about, and it was the shape the splitter could not read.
- A split with a currency on it comes back in that currency, the money reader having learned the one word the splitter puts after a number.
1.193.41 August 2026
The words people put round a rate
- what is 100 eur worth in usdeur worth isn't a currency I have a rate for108.70 USD
- exchange rate eur usdnothing1.09 USD
- The verb in the middle was being read as the second word of the currency's name, which blames the reader for a word that carries nothing.
- The noun in front with no amount at all means one of the first: a rate is what one of a thing costs in another.
1.193.31 August 2026
The day number, with the year left unsaid
- what day number is todaynothingDay 205 of 365
- The count with the period left unsaid, which is the year: that is the only period a day is numbered in, and it is how the question gets typed by anybody who has seen the number on a form.
1.193.21 August 2026
The next friday the thirteenth
- next friday the 13thnothingin 112 days · Fri, 13 Nov 2026
- The bare name already means the next one, and the word in front of it was being read as "next friday" with an ordinal left over behind it, which answers nothing at all.
1.193.11 August 2026
A clock question asked politely
- what is 3 hours before 5pmnothing2:00 pm
- what is 3pm in tokyonothing4:00 am in Tokyo
- The same line with the politeness in front of it, which the clock reader had no entry for. Only in front of a digit, since "what time is it" is a question it owns whole.
1.193.01 August 2026
The next working day
- next working daynothingMon, 27 Jul 2026
- previous working daynothingThu, 23 Jul 2026
- The offset engine has counted business days since the holidays went in, and the plainest question about one had no spelling. It is what gets asked on a Friday afternoon.
- The whole line only, or "last working day of may 2026" would lose the month it is about: that is a different question and it already had an answer.
1.192.21 August 2026
The year 2026 is the same period as 2026
- how many days in the year 2026nothing365 days
- how many days in the month of julynothing31 days
- The noun in front of the period names what the period is, which the period already says. It was the one word in the question with nothing in it, and it stopped the whole line.
1.192.11 August 2026
The first day of summer
- first day of summernothingMon, 21 Jun 2027 · 10:12 am
- The solstice named as a day, which is how a diary asks for it rather than how an almanac does. The months keep their own first days.
1.192.01 August 2026
The clock said in words
- half past three in tokyonothing4:30 pm in Tokyo
- quarter to four in tokyonothing4:45 pm in Tokyo
- twenty to six in tokyonothing6:40 pm in Tokyo
- This is how a time is spoken by most of the people who speak one, and the clock reader had only ever read digits.
- Turned into digits once, before anything reads the line, so the conversion, the span and the sun all get it rather than each growing a spoken twin.
- Only the phrases that cannot mean anything else. "3 to 5" stays a range of two numbers, which is what it is in every other grammar on this page.
1.191.21 August 2026
Ten per cent more than fifty
- 10% more than 50nothing55 · 5 more than 50
- 10% less than 50nothing45
- How a rise is quoted before it has happened: a rent, a fare, an offer. The reader beside it has always read "150 is what percent more than 120", which is the same words with the numbers the other way round.
1.191.11 August 2026
The letter people multiply with
- 3 x 12.50nothing37.5
- 12 × 12nothing144
- That is how a price is written on the back of an envelope, and the times sign is what a keyboard with one produces.
- Not the x of a hex prefix, which is a nought with an x behind it, and not the x of an equation, which has no digit in front of it: "0xff + 0x01" and "2x + 3 = 7" both go on meaning what they meant.
1.191.01 August 2026
The year of birth, from an age
- what year was i born if i am 36nothing1989 or 1990 · 1990 if the birthday has been this year
- The age question asked backwards, which is how it arrives when somebody is filling in a form from a number they were told.
- Two years, and saying so is the whole of the answer: one of them would be wrong for half the year without ever looking wrong.
1.190.01 August 2026
The fortieth birthday, and how long until it
- how many days until my 40th birthday if born 15 jun 1990nothingin 1,422 days
- 40th birthday if born 15 jun 1990Jul 2026 has only 31 daysSat, 15 Jun 2030
- "when will i turn 40" answered and the same day named as a birthday did not, though that is what it gets called. The ordinal was read as a day of this month, which produced an error about a number nobody typed.
- Nearly always asked as a countdown, and in whatever unit the question used: nobody wants the date of the fortieth so much as how long there is until it.
1.189.11 August 2026
Which year a date is in
- what year was 30 years agonothing1996
- what year will it be in 10 yearsnothing2036
- what year is christmasnothing2026
- The week, the quarter and the month could all be asked about any date and the year could only be asked about today, though it is asked the same way and about the same dates.
1.189.01 August 2026
A fraction in its lowest terms
- simplify 6/8nothing3/4 · both divided by 2
- reduce 100/250nothing2/5
- Turning a decimal into a fraction has answered since the notations went in, which is the harder half of the same job, and a fraction already written down could not be reduced.
- The answer says what it divided by, which is the part anybody doing it by hand wants to check. A bare "6/8" is still a division and still answers 0.75.
1.188.01 August 2026
Whether the sun is up
- is it dark in tokyonothingno, the sun is up in Tokyo · sets at 6:53 pm
- is the sun up in tokyonothingyes, the sun is up in Tokyo
- This is what the sun times get looked up for in the first place: whether to take a torch, whether the light has gone, whether it is worth ringing somebody.
- Two lookups this file already does, never put together. The answer says which it is whichever way round the question was put, so a no is never only a refusal.
1.187.01 August 2026
A speed, from a distance and how long it took
- 20 miles / 2 h to km/hnothing16.0934 km/h
- 20 miles in 2 hoursnothing10 mph
- 5 km per 30 minnothing10 km/h
- 1 mach in mphnothing761.207 mph
- The converter has held speeds since the units went in and could only ever be given one. Somebody with a distance and a time had to divide them in their head first, in units that agree, which is exactly the arithmetic they came here for.
- Both halves go through the tables, so every length and every time this file knows can be either one, and the answer is written in what the question was asked in: a distance in miles comes back in miles an hour.
1.186.01 August 2026
Weekends, counted
- how many weekends until christmasnothingin 22 weekends
- how many weekends in 2026nothing52 weekends
- Every weekday could be counted and the weekend could not, which is the one anybody plans in. It is counted by its Saturday, there being one of each between any two dates.
1.185.21 August 2026
Rounding, said the way it is said
- 3.7 rounded downnothing3
- round 3.7 to 1 decimalnothing3.7
- The noun is left off as often as it is said: "to 1 decimal" was the one spelling this could not read.
- The past tense with no count at all is the commonest rounding there is, and it was the shape with no verb in front and no places behind.
1.185.11 August 2026
A calendar asked for in a sentence
- what is the islamic datenothingSafar 10, 1448 AH
- what is the hebrew datenothing10 Av 5786
- "hijri date" answered and the same question in a sentence did not, the words in front being read as part of the name of a calendar nobody has.
1.185.01 August 2026
Every calendar at once
- today in all calendarsnothingHebrew, Islamic, Persian, Buddhist, Indian, Japanese, Minguo, Coptic and Ethiopian at once
- One at a time has answered since the calendars went in, and the question underneath is which of them a date lands differently in: a birthday, a feast, a form that wants the Hijri year.
- It costs nothing new. The runtime formats them all and the list was already here.
1.184.21 August 2026
Week number, with no question round it
- week number todaynothingWeek 30 of 2026
- week numbernothingWeek 30 of 2026
- Somebody who wants the number rather than a sentence types the noun and nothing else. The bare noun on its own is still left alone, because "week 30" names one rather than asking for it.
1.184.11 August 2026
A holiday with a word in front of it
- how many days between christmas and new yearnothing7 days
- days between christmas and easternothing93 days
- A name was read at the position the run starts at, and the filler in front of it was skipped only by a loop that never reaches a name. "christmas to new year" answered; the same question with the word "between" in front of it did not.
1.184.01 August 2026
Which season it is
- what season is itnothingsummer · since 21 Jun 2026 · until 22 Sep 2026
- when does winter startnothingMon, 21 Dec 2026 · 3:54 pm
- The solstices and the equinoxes are the four boundaries, so this is the same arithmetic asked from inside the year rather than about a date in it.
- The astronomical reckoning, and the answer says so: a meteorological summer starts on the 1st of June and is a convention of the forecasters rather than a fact about the sun.
- The names are the reader's own hemisphere's, as the solstice names are.
1.183.01 August 2026
The answer before this one
- $6 times 5, then: ans - 9%nothing27.30 USD
- 2+2, then: ans * 10nothing40
- The one name nobody has to be told about, and the second half of nearly every session: a price, then the price with the tax on it; a distance, then the distance in miles.
- It holds the text of the answer rather than its value, so the currency comes with it and "ans - 9%" is a discount on the money rather than on a bare number.
- Only where the headline is a number. "Friday" is an answer and it is not one you can multiply by three, so the name goes on holding the last one that was.
1.182.01 August 2026
Arithmetic on an amount of money
- $6 times 5nothing30.00 USD
- $100 - 9%nothing91.00 USD
- 20% of $50nothing10.00 USD
- The sums have been here since the first week and the currencies since the rates went in, and the two had never met: a line with a currency in it was a conversion or it was nothing, so multiplying a price by five came back silent.
- The currency comes off, the sum is handed to the arithmetic exactly as it would have been without it, and the answer is written back in the currency it was asked in. Every rule the maths already has applies to money for nothing.
- One currency only. "5 usd + 3 eur" is a sum with a rate hidden inside it, and quietly picking one would bury today's date in an answer that does not look like it has one.
1.181.01 August 2026
Integer division, and the other separator
- 5 \ 2169 days ago2
- gcd(63; 27)nothing9
- "mod" is the remainder and has been answerable since the sums went in. The whole part of the same division had no spelling at all, and the backslash a calculator writes it with was being read as a date, which is worse than a silence.
- The semicolon is how the other half of the world separates arguments, the comma being their decimal point.
1.180.11 August 2026
A conversion asked from the other end
- 20 km equals how many milesnothing12.4274 miles
- how tall is 6 feet in cmnothing182.88 cm
- The question can sit at the far end, which is how it is written by somebody who starts from the quantity they have rather than from the unit they want.
- A length is tall, long, wide, deep or far and a mass is heavy. None of those words carry any part of the answer, and every one of them silenced the line.
1.180.01 August 2026
The volumes are the lengths cubed
- 1 m3 in litresnothing1,000 litres
- 1 cubic foot in litresnothing28.3168 litres
- 5 dm3 to lnothing5 l
- The areas here have been the lengths squared since the units went in, and the volumes were not the lengths cubed. Now they are: every length gets a cubic twin for four lines, and a cubic foot cannot drift from the foot it is made of.
- Three spellings, because a keyboard makes the digit easy: "cubic metre", "m3" and "m^3" are one unit. The digit has to be welded to the unit, or "in 3 weeks" would be a cubic inch.
1.179.01 August 2026
A country this file knows and cannot answer for
- time in the usnothingthe US keeps 7 clocks, from Honolulu to Detroit: name a city
- sunrise in australianothingAustralia keeps 5 clocks, from Perth to Lord Howe: name a city
- A silence reads as "never heard of it", which is the one thing it does not mean. The United States is a place this file knows perfectly well and cannot answer for, because the answer depends on which side of it you mean.
- The two ends get named rather than a favourite three, because which cities are worth naming should not be a matter of taste, and the extremes say how wide the country is.
1.178.01 August 2026
A country, where the country keeps one clock
- time in japannothing9:00 am in Japan
- time in the uknothing1:00 am in the UK
- sunrise in japanjapan isn't a place I know4:43 am in Tokyo
- The zone table is a table of cities and a country is not one, so "time in japan" was not a question here at all while "time in tokyo" was.
- Only where the country keeps one clock. The United States keeps six and Australia five, and answering one of them for the country would be wrong five times in six with nothing on the page to say so, so those stay quiet.
- Two letters are a word before they are a country: "gb" is a gigabyte, "it" and "at" and "no" are English. The spelled-out names have no second reading and need no such guard.
1.177.11 August 2026
Is tokyo in dst
- is tokyo in dstnothingno · Tokyo doesn't change its clocks
- is london on summer timenothingyes · clocks go back 25 Oct 2026
- The place could only be said behind the word: "is it dst in tokyo" answered and "is tokyo in dst" did not, which is the order it is asked in about somewhere that is not here.
1.177.01 August 2026
The weekend, and the ends of a month you did not mean this one
- how long until the weekendnothingin 1 day · Sat, 25 Jul 2026
- end of this monthnothingFri, 31 Jul 2026
- start of next weeknothingMon, 27 Jul 2026
- "this weekend" answered and "the weekend" did not, which is the spelling everybody uses. Filler is skipped between the words of a date and not in front of the first one, so the article was still sitting on it.
- The end and the start now take which period as well as which end: this month, next month, last month, next week. The words in the middle were filler to nobody.
- A week runs Monday to Sunday here, the way it is numbered everywhere else in this file.
1.176.01 August 2026
How far through the year we are
- how far through the year are wenothing55.9% through 2026 · 205 days in, 161 days left
- how far through the month are wenothing74.2% through July 2026
- how far through the day are wenothing83.3% · 4 hours left
- Every part of this has been on the page since the periods went in: the day of the year on the detail line of "what is the date", the week number on nearly every answer. What could not be asked was the question that puts them together as a fraction.
- It is asked in December about a year and on a Wednesday about a week, and it is the same arithmetic both times: where today falls between two boundaries.
1.175.01 August 2026
Sleeps, and a countdown
- how many sleeps until christmasnothingin 154 days
- christmas countdownnothingin 154 days · Fri, 25 Dec 2026
- A sleep is a day counted by whoever is waiting for it, which is who asks. Plural only, like the weekdays, because "sleep" is a word with another life.
- "christmas countdown" is a whole question in two words, and it names the thing being counted to rather than the counting.
1.174.01 August 2026
An age in days, weeks or months
- how many days old am i if born 15 jun 1990nothing13,188 days old
- how old is someone born 15 jun 1990 in monthsnothing433 months old · and 9 days
- A thousandth day and a six-month-old are the same subtraction this reader already does, quoted in a different unit, and there was no way to name one.
- Months are counted the way a calendar counts them, a month not being a fixed number of days, and the days left over are said rather than dropped.
1.173.01 August 2026
The question said after the birth date
- if i was born in 1990 how old am inothing36 years 6 months 23 days
- born 15 jun 1990 how old am inothing36 years 1 month 9 days
- how old would i be if born in 1990nothing36 years 6 months 23 days
- The birth date had to end the line, and half the time it does not: "if i was born in 1990 how old am i" is the sentence said in the order it is thought in, the date first and the question after it.
1.172.01 August 2026
Date arithmetic told rather than written
- add 3 months to 15 jan 2026nothingWed, 15 Apr 2026
- subtract 2 weeks from christmasnothingFri, 11 Dec 2026
- what was the date 6 months agonothingSat, 24 Jan 2026
- The engine has read "15 jan 2026 + 3 months" since the offsets went in. This is the same sum with the halves in the order somebody says them when they are telling a calculator what to do.
1.171.01 August 2026
A tip with no rate said
- tip on 47.50nothing7.13 · 8.55 · 9.50 · totals 54.63 · 56.05 · 57.00
- split the bill 120 by 3nothing40.00 each
- That is how it gets typed by whoever is holding the slip, and it names no rate. There is no right rate to assume and this does not pretend there is: it answers at fifteen, eighteen and twenty per cent, with the totals underneath.
- Three numbers on a line is the whole reason to ask a calculator rather than to divide by five in your head. Say a rate and it goes back to answering one.
1.170.31 August 2026
Roman numerals, with the name said first
- roman numerals for 2026nothingMMXXVI
- roman numeral 2026nothingMMXXVI
- "2026 in roman numerals" answered and the name said first did not, which is the order every other give-me-X-of-Y question on this page can be asked in.